Замечательно, просто замечательно!
【В ответ на эту хорошую новость ты выбираешь:
1. Дебют на пике формы. Ты, чётко осознавая свои возможности, выбираешь первый матч нового сезона.
(Просто хочется подраться)
2. Сказать капитану, что ты больше не владелица, а полноценный профессиональный игрок!
3. Лига любви! В атаку!
4. Зайти в игру, ребята тебя прокачают!
r1d4=3】
Ты: ...Я же вроде как карьеристка? У тебя что, есть какое-то особое пристрастие к тройке?!
【Оно: Ну, такова судьба】
Оно злорадствовало, а ты была в полном отчаянии!
Ты с трудом спросила у Него, не против ли Оно немного пошутить.
Оно скривило губы.
【Итак, ты:
1. Богиня чистой любви, поверженная в прах.
2. Всеядный любитель веселья, влюбляющийся в каждого встречного.
3. Пошутить разок — приятно, шутить всегда — ещё приятнее.
r1d3=1】
Ты: Дружище, ты же говорил, что любишь тройку?
【Оно: Эхе-хе~】
04
Чистая любовь... Ты подумала. Ты вполне можешь испытывать чистую любовь к «Славе», чистую любовь к «Пустоте»!
Правильный ответ!
Оно покачало головой, не решаясь разрушить твои иллюзии. На этот раз Оно не стало играть двумя кубиками в руках.
Ты же решила, что раз уж ты собираешься стать игроком, то дела владельца пусть вернёт себе твой бывший партнёр, который до этого спокойно почивал на лаврах.
Твой путь лежит в Профессиональную Лигу «Славы»!
И вот ты достала свою единственную карту аккаунта и отправилась в тренировочный зал, чтобы доложить Ли Сюаню!
Оно взволнованно повертело кубики в руках, а затем...
【Ты к нему: r1d100=65, он к тебе: r1d100=70】
65, 70 — довольно прохладные цифры.
— Похоже, у вас настоящая боевая дружба, — вздохнуло Оно.
Ему не нравилось, когда у тебя всё хорошо, поэтому...
【Посмотрим, каким аргументом ты его убедишь:
1. Деньги решают всё. Не решают? Значит, мало денег!
2. Иногда и угрозы не повредят.
3. Убедить его своей силой!
4. Ради выхода на поле пойти на всё. Пригрозить, что если он не выпустит тебя, ты не выпустишь его?
r1d4=3】
Ты проигнорировала список участников, который протянул тебе Ли Сюань. И так понятно, что твоего имени там нет.
Ты бросила на стол карту аккаунта. — Давай сразимся!
Отлично, ты чувствовала боевой дух. Сейчас точно выпадет грандиозный успех, ты поразишь нового капитана и уверенно... лишишь «Пустоту» одного очка?
Ли Сюань, увидев карту аккаунта перед собой, readily agreed. He sincerely hoped you would play, because the former captain had sent him a file called "How to Trick the Owner into Not Playing.txt".
Before leaving, the captain had earnestly told him, "The owner's skill level is very erratic. Sometimes she's incredibly strong, but more often than not, she can't even beat the kids in the training camp..."
Therefore, when the female Master of Fists stood on the arena, you asked It, "What's my level now?"
【It: After three seasons, I think you should have improved.】
【Hand speed: r1d10+9=16】
【Tactics: r1d10+11=16】
【Intelligence: r1d10+27=31】
— Так я смогу победить капитана?! — мысленно воскликнула ты. 【r1d100=6/16】
【It: Critical success! You think you can do it, show him your strength!】
Extravagantly wealthy, you clearly cherished your only daughter. Хань Юэ Мин Шуан at a young age already had 12 Silver Emblems, while the inexperienced Li Xuan hadn't chosen a fixed arena, which undoubtedly increased your chances of winning significantly.
Moreover, as you looked at Feng Shan Gui Qi before you, his usual casting speed seemed to you as if he had been hit with a slow debuff. — So slow, — this was your first thought.
Cloud Step closing in... In just an instant, you felt as if enlightenment had struck you. Each move was precise, each punch landed squarely.
A haze of smoke filled the air, the Four-Colored Ghost Trap closed in, but you weren't flustered. Your three coordinated stats worked together, you dodged the Ghostblade's edge, and then counterattacked.
...
Expressing your feelings directly, a truly exhilarating experience! What a resounding victory!
You looked at Li Xuan with shining eyes, your intention clear. — I'll be the starter in the singles matches!
Li Xuan's feelings were complex. Your strength was erratic, and honestly, he really wasn't sure about letting you play.
But there was nothing he could do, a bet's a bet.
05
You almost forgot, you hadn't taken your debut promotional photos yet. You dragged a despondent Li Xuan to get his hair and makeup done.
The young lady from the advertising department expertly styled your hair and asked you, the semi-retired owner, — Should we ship you two?
You: ? You shook your head in refusal.
The young lady gave you a disappointed look, then took individual debut photos of you both. But after finishing this set of photos, she said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, — Why don't you take a picture with the captain?
You thought it made sense, and so...
【Height: r1d100+100=173】
【It: I was hoping to see you looking small and cute next to him, what a shame.】
You tactfully kept a small distance from Li Xuan. The advertising lady reminded you to pose. You were just about to put your arm around his shoulder, like good buddies do!
【It: Muda muda! Don't waste such elaborate hair and makeup.】
【You: So?】
【It: You've already chosen the "love league"... Don't be so distant.】
It rolled the dice in its hand and asked you with malicious intent,
【Guess which number I like?】
【To demonstrate harmony within the «Void» team, you decide to:
1. Give him a quick kiss on the cheek.
2. Cuddle up to Void's little cutie.
3. Act like a good buddy and put your arm around him.
4. Hold hands like good friends.
r1d4=3】
You whistled nonchalantly and put your arm around Li Xuan's shoulder, flashing a peace sign.
Li Xuan glanced away, lowered himself slightly to match your pose, and smiled faintly at the camera.
You seemed to be cooperating with the promotion, but in reality, you were mocking It.
【You: You really like the number three, huh? Interesting.】
It touched the dice, not arguing back. Next time, It decided, It would only give you two options.
The advertising lady gave you an "OK" sign. You put your hand down and went over to see the result. As for Li Xuan, you turned back to call him over to look too.
In short, you were very satisfied. The photographer deserved a bonus!
06
Soon, the fourth season began, and each team announced their new recruits. There were an unusually high number of female players in the fourth season: Su Mucheng from «Excellent Era», Chu Yunxiu from «Misty Rain», and Han Yue from «Void». The league had rarely seen three new female players at once. The advertising for «Misty Rain» and «Excellent Era» was non-stop, unlike «Void».
The official «Void» account hadn't posted anything since your debut photos. After all, you were the owner, and the advertising department, though envious of other teams' traffic, didn't dare to hype up their own boss's popularity without permission. After all, once they started, there was no telling who would be "hyped" out of a job.
The first round of the regular season, «Void» vs. «Misty Rain».
As an unknown player making your debut in the singles match, you were obviously under some pressure, so you decided to find someone to share it with.
— Captain? But Li Xuan was clearly nervous too. He had just joined the team and was already facing a crucial match. Although predictions suggested that the new captain of «Misty Rain» was in the same boat as him, they were most likely going to face off.
You didn't know what to say for a moment. While you were hesitating, It took out its dice.
【Oh, a lost lamb! The captain, new to the league, clearly needs your comfort. You decide to:
1. "Don't worry, Captain, I'll make sure «Void» starts with a -1."
2. "The future of «Void» rests on your shoulders, Xuan-ge!"
r1d2=2】
You suddenly felt a surge of heroic spirit and declared passionately, — The future of «Void» rests on your shoulders, Xuan-ge!
Li Xuan, who was thinking about strategy: ?
— Okay, you too, good luck?
— I'll definitely get this point!
You took out Han Yue Ming Shuang and prayed, asking It, 【What are my chances of winning?】
It looked at you with pity. 【r1d100+21=39】
And so it was. You once again felt the downside of your three coordinated stats. Your brain wasn't working, your hands were sluggish, and your tactics were non-existent. You lost miserably, so badly that when you shook hands with your opponent after the match, you had to ask, — Are you under a lot of pressure? Don't worry, it's like this for everyone at the beginning.
You could only hum in agreement.
Oh no, now you're going to get scolded, you thought miserably.
07
Fortunately, Li Xuan performed well. He narrowly lost to Windward Formation on the arena, but seized the initiative in the team match and secured a decisive victory.
At the post-match press conference, as expected, the reporters started their sharp questioning.
— Captain Li, what are your thoughts on Han Yue's loss?
— The rookie just wasn't used to it yet. She'll get better with practice.
...
They were sparring verbally on stage, and you sat next to them, serving as a decorative piece. As long as they didn't bother you, everything was fine.
— Han Yue, what are your thoughts on your performance in this match?
You glanced at the reporter who was walking straight into the line of fire, and then at the calm Li Xuan. — I just wasn't at my best.
These incessant reporters were just waiting to roast you. Honestly, it was quite annoying. You were already thinking about skipping press conferences in the future.
...
For the rest of the regular season, you and Li Xuan agreed that you could only play if you beat him. Of course, you weren't planning on playing in the playoffs. Xuan-ge could still manage to earn back points in the regular season, but you didn't dare risk it in the playoffs. You'd become «Void»'s eternal sinner.
【It: There are 38 matches in the regular season.】
【So?】 you said indifferently.
【It: Why don't you see how many matches you'll be able to play?】
A rumbling sound echoed, wave after wave, making you impatient.
【It: Okay.】
【It: Surprisingly, r1d38=26】
You inexplicably sensed It's favoritism towards you. It would be strange if the roll wasn't surprising. 【So how many matches did I win?】
It was unusually silent for a long time. 【r1d26=1】
You fell silent too.
...
【So I single-handedly cost «Void» 25 points! I'm such a sinner!!!】 After a moment, your despair overflowed.
It tried to comfort you. 【Calm down, calm down. «Void»'s strong players haven't even shown up yet. You'll lose if you play, and they'll lose if they play.】
You asked It in anguish, 【After all this beating I've taken, have I improved at all?】
【It: You should have improved. You can't just keep beating Li Xuan, happily taking the field, and then getting crushed by other rookies. People who don't know any better might think Li Xuan is throwing the matches on purpose just to let you play.】
You pondered for a moment and then said, 【I can't even argue with that.】
【It: The Dice Goddess has decided to give you a choice:
1. Distribute 26 stat points freely.
2. Roll the dice and see what happens!】
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